You Know You're From Texas When.....

You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita Falls, San Antonio, Mexia, Waco, and Amarillo.

A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel

You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.

You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.

You measure distance in minutes.

Little Smokies are something you serve only for special occasions.

You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.

You know cowpies are not made of beef.

Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.

You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your fist.

You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store.

A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Chevy 3500 4x4 is.

You know everything goes better with Ranch.

You actually get these jokes and are "fixin' " to send them to your friends.

You go to the river/lake because you think it is like going to the ocean.

Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have ever heard this conversation:
"You wanna coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Pepsi.

My favorite part of this is the very end. I always say coke. Todd's a soda person, and so are most people up here. Soda or Pop. Our neighbor is from Houston, Texas, and we were talking last night and she said coke and it took me a sec to realize it, but someone else up here says coke!! I was actually quite excited. I guess you can say I get excited a little too easily.