Quotable

I love my husband. He always knows how to make me laugh with his random sense of humor. He comes out of no where with things. Lately I've been thinking that I should really write some of the things he says down. So I've tried, sometimes I forget, but for the past week I've been trying to be good at remembering what he says. I thought I'd let everyone else partake of his humor and enjoy the things that I get to everyday. Here are some of Todd's quotes that have made me laugh, sometimes uncontrollably.


After coming out of the bathroom:

"I activated the do do shoot." (8/22/08)

I came home one day and noticed that Todd decided to start growing a mustache. It wasn't just a mustache though. His name for it:

"It's a mustache with handle bars." (8/21/08) I hope you guys can all picture that. Luckily it lasted for about 2 days.

After I came out of the room from changing:

"Shirley do you realize how much laundry I have to do cause you change so much!?" (9/10/08) My mother could probably relate to that one.

When Todd was off for two weeks, before I would leave for work I would usually go into the room and give him a kiss. This day I gave him a kiss and if I can remember correctly he wasn't quite awake, but as I went to turn I tripped. As I catch my balance Todd says:

"You're just drunk on love." Oh yeah


For the past month or so Todd has been soaking his ankles in hot water after work. One day as he was doing so he was examining his foot and tells me he could go for a pedicure. So I say why don't you give me a pedicure. His reply:

"Shirley we only have that kind of money to spend on one person is this family." (9/16/08) Gotta love him.


Todd, thank you for your quick wittiness and making my days more enjoyable. Love you.